Saturday, August 31, 2024

A Scathing Letter To Danielle Bregoli

 Forsaken Danielle Bregoli,


You've gotten away with being a pampered and spoiled sow long enough! It was already excruciating to witness a 13 year old milk her unearned 15 minutes of fame dry and act nasty, uncoordinated, and spiteful at every turn. Now you had the gaul to bring your daughter into this world while you're just as toxic as ever? This will not stand and if you don't want Child Protective Services to take her away, you WILL fix you disgusting attitude and not let her suffer the same terrible childhood as you.

Your parents made a grave mistake not giving you the proper amount of love and affection after you were born. Instead of teaching you right from wrong, raising you in a safe environment, and surrounding you with people who you can trust, you got the filthy end of the stick. You're parents hated each other, you grew up in a dangerous neighborhood and your so-called "friends" were degenerates, hoodlums, and creeps. These nauseating circumstances morphed you into an uncompromising delinquent. You went on to steal things, get into fights, and cuss out at your mother. Your infamous catchphrase is proof positive that you are NOT emotionally stable or have any common sense. If the wrong person did catch you outside, you'd get you posterior clobbered and/or you'd be dead before you'd get a chance to scream for help!

But it wasn't enough for you to appear on the Dr. Phil show, was it? It wasn't enough you became a viral meme overnight. Instead of getting help, seeing a therapist, rekindling your relationship with your mother, and becoming a model citizen to society, you instead became a terrible rapper and doubled down on your nasty attitude. The stones you released under the moniker Bhad Bhabie all showcase what NOT to do as a rapper. Clunky lyrics, repetitive and dull beats, and a very forced and unconvincing delivery. You also make it clear that these songs are just about you boasting how better you are than people, how everyone is wrong and incompetent, and how you're not afraid to fight anyone. This is the exact kind of rap music that even die hard fans of the genre make fun of and call cringe! Why? Because it reeks of shallowness, toxicity, and incompetence!

I was hoping by the time you became an adult you would realized how inept you were being and finally change your ways. Seeing your recent songs and photos on Instagram, as well as seeing a tattoo of your ex who put his hands on you, confirming you got back together, proves how foolish I was for being optimistic! In the 8 years since your appearance on Dr. Phil, you haven't changed one bit! You're still a toxic person, you're still a terrible rapper, you're still incompetent, and you're still shallow! It's now made even worse because you have a kid and you're not emotionally mature or wise enough to give them a proper childhood! I know for a fact that if you don't change your ways now, she's going to end up a delinquent just like you! Heaven forbid when she's 13, she repeats your infamous catchphrase and the wrong person takes her up on her offer and you never see her again!

Sincerely,

An Actually Mature Adult -.-

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